Drink SCOTCH Fish Pee In Water heat-pressed graphic tee in White, Lime, Carolina Blue, and Tennessee Orange, underwater coral reef photographic fill, funny Scotch whisky humor t-shirt, Carefully Krafted Libations collection by G.krafts

Drink SCOTCH Fish Pee In Water Graphic Tee | Carefully Krafted Libations

Small / Sand
$43.65
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Drink SCOTCH Fish Pee In Water heat-pressed graphic tee in White, Lime, Carolina Blue, and Tennessee Orange, underwater coral reef photographic fill, funny Scotch whisky humor t-shirt, Carefully Krafted Libations collection by G.krafts
  • Drink SCOTCH Fish Pee In Water heat-pressed graphic tee in White, Lime, Carolina Blue, and Tennessee Orange, underwater coral reef photographic fill, funny Scotch whisky humor t-shirt, Carefully Krafted Libations collection by G.krafts
  • Drink SCOTCH Fish Pee In Water heat-pressed graphic tee in Sand, Lime, and Tennessee Orange, underwater coral reef photographic fill, funny Scotch whisky humor t-shirt, Carefully Krafted Libations collection by G.krafts
  • Drink SCOTCH Fish Pee In Water heat-pressed graphic tee in Sand, White, Carolina Blue, and Sport Scarlet Red, underwater coral reef photographic fill, funny Scotch whisky humor t-shirt, Carefully Krafted Libations collection by G.krafts
  • Drink SCOTCH Fish Pee In Water heat-pressed graphic tee in Sand, White, Lime, Gravel, Sport Scarlet Red, and Tennessee Orange, underwater coral reef photographic fill, funny Scotch whisky humor t-shirt, Carefully Krafted Libations collection by G.krafts
  • Drink SCOTCH Fish Pee In Water heat-pressed graphic tee in Sand, White, Lime, Carolina Blue, Gravel, Sport Scarlet Red, and Tennessee Orange, underwater coral reef photographic fill, funny Scotch whisky humor t-shirt, Carefully Krafted Libations collection by G.krafts
Drink SCOTCH Fish Pee In Water Graphic Tee | Carefully Krafted Libations

Drink SCOTCH Fish Pee In Water Graphic Tee | Carefully Krafted Libations

$43.65
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The Truth Hurts. Drink Accordingly.

Here's a fact they don't put on the label: fish pee in water. They've been doing it the whole time. Once you know, you can't unknow it — and you can't go back to drinking water the same way. The Drink SCOTCH Fish Pee In Water Graphic Tee from the Carefully Krafted Libations collection is the shirt for the Scotch drinker who's done pretending water is a neutral choice.

The Design

Bold, straight-talking typography that lays it all out: "Drink SCOTCH. Fish Pee In Water." It's the scientific argument for the peaty pour. Wear it to the tasting room, the cookout, the whisky bar — and watch it become the most talked-about shirt in the room. Equal parts absurd and airtight.

Feel the Vibe

Soft, lightweight, and breathable from the first wear. Made from a cotton/poly Dry Blend that keeps you comfortable whether you're deep in a single malt flight or explaining your beverage logic to a skeptic. Classic fit, seamless collar, taped neck and shoulders for all-day comfort and lasting shape.

Built to Last

Precision heat-press application delivers crisp, bold lettering that resists cracking, peeling, and fading wash after wash. The argument holds up — just like a well-aged Highland. Double-needle stitching at the sleeves and hem keeps the structure solid for the long haul.

Fits Your Life, However You Justify It

Works perfectly with jeans, a dram in hand, and complete confidence in your reasoning. Perfect for:

  • Scotch whisky enthusiasts, collectors, and curious converts
  • Anyone who's ever been asked "why don't you just drink water?"
  • Distillery tours, whisky festivals, and backyard debates
  • The best gift for the most opinionated drinker you know

Made on Your Order, Not Sitting on a Shelf

Every tee is pressed after you order it — your size, your color, your shirt. No warehouse. No mass production. When a size or color runs low, it runs out. Science doesn't wait — and neither should you.

Order today. The fish aren't stopping.

Production & Shipping

Made to order after payment. Please allow 3–5 business days for processing to begin. Your item typically ships approximately 5–7 business days after processing begins. Carrier transit time is additional.
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MATERIAL & FEEL

  • 50/50 DryBlend
  • Cotton
  • Polyester
  • Soft
  • Breathable

Neckline -

  • Crew

Sleeves -

  • Short

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

  • Machine washable
  • Wash Inside Out
  • Wash Cold
  • Hang Dry
  • Tumble Dry Low Heat

PRINT & DESIGN

  • Heat Pressed

MATERIAL & FEEL
50/50 cotton/polyester Dry Blend fabric — soft, breathable, and moisture-wicking
Classic, true-to-size fit
Seamless collar with taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
Double-needle stitching at sleeves and hem for long-term strength
Designed to hold its shape, wash after wash

PRINT & DESIGN
Heat-pressed graphic for vibrant, long-lasting color
"Drink" in bold navy blue at the top; "Fish Pee In Water" in bold navy blue below
"SCOTCH" in oversized type with a stunning underwater/coral reef photographic fill — tropical fish, warm coral, vivid ocean blues and reds
Front placement across all colorways
Companion pieces available: SCOTCH Doesn't Ask Me Stupid Questions tee and Drink VODKA Fish Pee In Water tee
Part of the Carefully Krafted Libations collection by G.krafts

COLORS
Sand
White
Lime
Carolina Blue
Gravel
Sport Scarlet Red
Tennessee Orange

SIZING
Adult: Small – 5XL

CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Machine wash cold, inside out
Hang dry recommended for best print longevity
If needed, tumble dry low (avoid high heat to protect the graphic)

CUSTOMIZATION
Available in 7 colorways
Full adult size range (Small–5XL)
Ask about custom colors, sizes, or personalization for group and event orders

PRODUCTION & SHIPPING
Made to order after payment. Please allow 3–5 business days for processing to begin. Your item typically ships approximately 5–7 business days after processing begins. Carrier transit time is additional.
Perfect for personal wear or as a refined, humor-forward gift

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