Drink VODKA Fish Pee In Water heat-pressed graphic tee in Lime, Gravel, and Tennessee Orange, underwater coral reef photographic fill, funny vodka humor t-shirt, Carefully Krafted Libations collection by G.krafts

Drink VODKA Fish Pee In Water Graphic Tee | Carefully Krafted Libations

Small / Sand
$43.65
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Drink VODKA Fish Pee In Water heat-pressed graphic tee in Lime, Gravel, and Tennessee Orange, underwater coral reef photographic fill, funny vodka humor t-shirt, Carefully Krafted Libations collection by G.krafts
  • Drink VODKA Fish Pee In Water heat-pressed graphic tee in Lime, Gravel, and Tennessee Orange, underwater coral reef photographic fill, funny vodka humor t-shirt, Carefully Krafted Libations collection by G.krafts
  • Drink VODKA Fish Pee In Water heat-pressed graphic tee in Sand, Forest Green, and Sport Scarlet Red, underwater coral reef photographic fill, funny vodka humor t-shirt, Carefully Krafted Libations collection by G.krafts
  • Drink VODKA Fish Pee In Water heat-pressed graphic tee in Sand, Carolina Blue, Black, and Sport Scarlet Red, underwater coral reef photographic fill, funny vodka humor t-shirt, Carefully Krafted Libations collection by G.krafts
  • Drink VODKA Fish Pee In Water heat-pressed graphic tee in White, Carolina Blue, Black, and Tennessee Orange, underwater coral reef photographic fill, funny vodka humor t-shirt, Carefully Krafted Libations collection by G.krafts
  • Drink VODKA Fish Pee In Water heat-pressed graphic tee in Sand, White, Lime, Forest Green, Carolina Blue, Gravel, Black, Sport Scarlet Red, and Tennessee Orange, underwater coral reef photographic fill, funny vodka humor t-shirt, Carefully Krafted Libations collection by G.krafts
Drink VODKA Fish Pee In Water Graphic Tee | Carefully Krafted Libations

Drink VODKA Fish Pee In Water Graphic Tee | Carefully Krafted Libations

$43.65
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The Science Is Settled. Pour Accordingly.

Let's talk facts: fish pee in water. Always have. Always will. It's not a conspiracy — it's biology. And once that knowledge lands, the case for VODKA basically makes itself. The Drink VODKA Fish Pee In Water Graphic Tee from the Carefully Krafted Libations collection is for the clear-headed thinker who prefers their spirits as clean as their logic.

The Design

Bold, no-fuss typography that makes the case and closes it: "Drink VODKA. Fish Pee In Water." Deadpan, airtight, and instantly quotable. Wear it to the bar, the backyard, or anywhere science and social drinking intersect — and watch it do the talking for you.

Feel the Vibe

Soft, lightweight, and breathable from the first wear. Made from a cotton/poly Dry Blend that keeps you comfortable from the first round to whenever the evening wraps up. Classic fit, seamless collar, taped neck and shoulders for all-day comfort and lasting shape.

Built to Last

Precision heat-press application delivers crisp, bold lettering that resists cracking, peeling, and fading wash after wash. As reliable and clean as a well-filtered pour. Double-needle stitching at the sleeves and hem keeps the structure solid for the long haul.

Fits Your Life, However You Mix It

Goes with everything — jeans, chinos, a cocktail in hand. Simple and effective, just like the drink. Perfect for:

  • Vodka drinkers, cocktail lovers, and bar night regulars
  • Anyone who appreciates a good argument delivered straight
  • House parties, pool days, and casual evenings that turn into late nights
  • A gift for the most logical drinker in your circle

Made on Your Order, Not Sitting on a Shelf

Every tee is pressed after you order it — your size, your color, your shirt. No warehouse. No mass production. When a size or color runs low, it runs out. The fish aren't stopping, and neither should you.

Order today. The argument is airtight.

Production & Shipping

Made to order after payment. Please allow 3–5 business days for processing to begin. Your item typically ships approximately 5–7 business days after processing begins. Carrier transit time is additional.
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MATERIAL & FEEL

  • 50/50 DryBlend
  • Cotton
  • Polyester
  • Soft
  • Breathable

Neckline -

  • Crew
  • Seamless Collar

Sleeves -

  • Short
  • Double-Needle Stitching

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

  • Machine washable
  • Hang Dry
  • Wash Inside Out
  • Wash Cold
  • Tumble Dry Low Heat

PRINT & DESIGN

  • Heat Pressed

MATERIAL & FEEL
50/50 cotton/polyester Dry Blend fabric — soft, breathable, and moisture-wicking
Classic, true-to-size fit
Seamless collar with taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
Double-needle stitching at sleeves and hem for long-term strength
Designed to hold its shape, wash after wash

PRINT & DESIGN
Heat-pressed graphic for vibrant, long-lasting color
"Drink" in bold blue at the top; "Fish Pee In Water" in bold blue below
"VODKA" in oversized type with a stunning underwater/coral reef photographic fill — tropical fish, vivid coral, electric ocean blues and oranges
Front placement across all colorways
Note: this is a separate design from our VODKA Doesn't Ask Me Stupid Questions tee
Part of the Carefully Krafted Libations collection by G.krafts

COLORS
Sand
White
Lime
Forest Green
Carolina Blue
Gravel
Black
Sport Scarlet Red
Tennessee Orange

SIZING
Adult: Small – 5XL

CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Machine wash cold, inside out
Hang dry recommended for best print longevity
If needed, tumble dry low (avoid high heat to protect the graphic)

CUSTOMIZATION
Available in 9 colorways — the widest range in the Carefully Krafted Libations collection
Full adult size range (Small–5XL)
Ask about custom colors, sizes, or personalization for group and event orders

PRODUCTION & SHIPPING
Made to order after payment. Please allow 3–5 business days for processing to begin. Your item typically ships approximately 5–7 business days after processing begins. Carrier transit time is additional.
Perfect for personal wear or as an unforgettable, laugh-guaranteed gift

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