I Take My Water Neat Graphic Tee — Straight No Chaser T-Shirt | Carefully Krafted Libations

Warm, Easy, and Completely Justified.

Let's be real: fish pee in water. It's not a rumor, it's not a debate — it's just what happens, constantly, in every body of water on the planet. And once you sit with that knowledge for a second, the case for RUM basically writes itself. The Drink RUM Fish Pee In Water Graphic Tee from the Carefully Krafted Libations collection is for the warm-spirited drinker who's done pretending water is some kind of pristine alternative.

The Design

Bold, laid-back typography that delivers the verdict with a smile: "Drink RUM. Fish Pee In Water." It's the kind of logic that sounds better the more you think about it — or the more you drink. Wear it to the beach bar, the backyard cookout, or any occasion where truth-telling is appreciated.

Feel the Vibe

Soft, lightweight, and breathable from the first wear. Made from a cotton/poly Dry Blend that keeps you comfortable from the first sip to the last story of the night. Classic fit, seamless collar, taped neck and shoulders for all-day comfort and lasting shape.

Built to Last

Precision heat-press application delivers crisp, bold lettering that resists cracking, peeling, and fading wash after wash. As reliable and smooth as your go-to dark rum. Double-needle stitching at the sleeves and hem keeps the structure solid long after the bottle's empty.

Fits Your Life, However You Pour It

Goes with board shorts, jeans, or whatever you've got when someone breaks out the bottle. Easy to wear, easy to love. Perfect for:

• Rum enthusiasts, tiki lovers, and tropical-drink regulars
• Anyone who prefers their logic delivered with a little warmth
• Beach trips, island vibes, and backyard nights that run late
• A gift for the most laid-back, most righteous drinker you know

Made on Your Order, Not Sitting on a Shelf

Every tee is pressed after you order it — your size, your color, your shirt. No warehouse. No mass production. When a size or color runs low, it runs out. The fish haven't stopped, and this is your moment.

Order today. The fish are still at it.

Production & Shipping

Made to order after payment. Please allow 3–5 business days for processing to begin. Your item typically ships approximately 5–7 business days after processing begins. Carrier transit time is additional.